I spent approximately 10 minutes watching daytime tv today - which was enough time to arouse some very deep and meaningful questions which I hope someone out there may be able to answer for me!!
Number 1 - Why does Jackie, of Cleaner Close (of course!), happen to have a supply of Daz washing powder to hand IN HER ATTIC?!!
Number 2 - Why does the girl in the (I think) Garnier advert for their self-tanning moisturiser think we would want a tan like hers?! She seriously looks like someone has dipped her face in orange poster paint and coloured her eyes in blue highlighter pen.
Number 3 is not related to my daytime TV viewing, however still remains one of those unsolved, soul searching mysteries that defy time and space:
Number 3 - Why is it that, when I finally decide that I am definitely going to get my boring, predictable long hair (the same style I've had for around ten years) cut into a nice layered, mid length bob next week, I wake up and find that my hair looks great, possibly the nicest it's looked in ages?!
Answers on a postcard please! Alternatively - let me know what your mysteries of life are!!!